Bucky is gone. No comment. Really.

So apparently someone reads this blog now, so I should be posting stuff that actually makes a little bit of sense (instead of my senseless rambling about the TV that rots my brain on a daily basis...).

Speaking of TV, I watched The Amazing Race last night and those hippies are still in it despite taking a 2 hour (!) detour. J has now decided to root for Ray & Yolanda - that's fine. I'm just giddy that Lake & Michelle are out of it. The guy had the nerve to call his wife a bitch on TV!! What is with that?? She just shrugged it off for some reason. Let's show some spine lady! Quit setting us all back. Maybe that's how they talk to their women in the south??

I also watched Top Model - I can't stand Tyra "Drama Queen Oprah Wannabe" Banks because she is so freaking dramatic. I do like Twiggy though. And the fashion shoots. Surprisingly, the show doesn't make myself feel shitty about my body. It used to (maybe because I used toust that hour to stuff myself with pepperoni and chips... now it's water and frozen mangos - YUM). I think the show really shows that those "beautiful people" are really messed up, just like the rest of us!

So we finally get our first long weekend of 2006. I am dying for a day off. Church doesn't start until 8PM so tomorrow I will sleep in, watch some Family Feud, maybe a Biography or two and read. I also want to see the Passion of the Christ this weekend - I've never seen it. Easter weekend is the best - bigger than Christmas. Really the foundation of my whole Faith. That's why it rocks.

So I feel like putting up some Seinfeld because that show is oh so funny...

KRAMER: Oh, boy, look at this. Hong Kong's outlawed the rickshaw. See, I always thought those would be perfect for New York.
JERRY: (Sarcastic) Yes. The city needs more slow-moving wicker vehicles.

JERRY: (In a bookstore, pointing) Hey, there's Leo.
KRAMER: Oh? Who's Leo?
JERRY: Uncle Leo.
KRAMER: Oh, yeah. Right. Uncle, Leo. Forgot his first name...
(Kramer and Jerry both watch Leo looking at the books on a shelf. Then, Leo takes a book and puts it under his coat)
JERRY: Did I just see that?!
KRAMER: (To Jerry) Well, that outta keep you busy for a few days, huh?


GEORGE: Yes, I, uh, I need to return this book.
CASHIER: (Puts the book's code into the computer) I'm sorry, we can't take this book back.
GEORGE: Why not?
CASHIER: It's been flagged.
GEORGE: (Confused) Flagged?
CASHIER: It's been in the bathroom.
GEORGE: It says that on the computer?
CASHIER: Please take it home. We don't want it near the other books.
GEORGE: (Outraged. Leaving) Well, you just lost a lot of business! Because I love to read!

KRAMER: (While washing his hands in Jerry's kithen sink) Well, the rickshaw's gone. We strapped it to a homeless guy and he (makes a noise), he bolted.
JERRY: (Joking around) Well, you know, eighty-five percent of all homeless rickshaw businesses fail within the first three months.
KRAMER: (To Newman) See, we should've gotten some collateral from him.. Like his bag of cans, or.. his other bag of cans.

JERRY: To the Idiotmobile!

REBECCA: (Opens the cover of the book) Oh, wait a second. (Certain) This book has been in the bathroom.
GEORGE: (Nervous) Wh-what are you talking about? That - that's ridiculous.
REBECCA: It's been flagged. I know. I used to work in a Brentano's. Mister, we're trying to help the homeless here - it's bad enough that we have some nut out there trying to strap 'em to a rickshaw!
GEORGE: (Desperate to get rid of the book) Alright, I, I'll just take fifty. Do - do we have a deal?
REBECCA: Yeah, and here it is: You get your toilet book out of here, and I won't jump over this counter and punch you in the brain!
GEORGE: I could take it in merchandise..
REBECCA: (Threatening to hit him) Here I come..

MANAGER: Did you want to speak with the manager?
JERRY: Yes. My Uncle Leo was cought shoplifing here the other day..
MANAGER: Yes, Uncle Leo. I remember him. I'm sorry, our policy is we prosecute all shoplifters.
JERRY: (Pleading) Oh, come on. He's just a lonely old man. All old people steal.
MANAGER: That's right. That's why we stopped carrying batteries. Look, I'll be honest with you, we've had a lot of trouble with theft lately - and my boss says I have to make an example of someone.
JERRY: So it could be anyone?
MANAGER: I.. guess. As long as we catch him in the act.
(Jerry turns to George. George has a huge bundle under his overcoat - and is trying to act innocent)
JERRY: That guy! (Pointing at George) Swarm! Swarm!
(George is instantly surrounded by guards)
GEORGE: No! Jerry!

Hee hee!! Okay now I really have work to do....